December 2008
60 posts
You’re one of my kind
To everyone worried about Jobs imminent death: http://www.cnbc.com/id/28437017/
Am I the only who thinks these rumors of Steve Jobs imminent death complete bullshit?
I see you across the bar, scissoring me with your eyes
And now I’m 27
Yay! I’m 27 in t-minus 20 minutes
Fucking MobileMe…Why is it so hard to change a username??
Anyone know any good Flex developers?
Shove ‘em up there again Dennehy, I’ll try to just solve the reds this time!
Angie Dickenson could suck the sorrow off a recent widower
Pretty boy out for another season?? Yes, thank you, I’ll take some of that. http://snipr.com/976yj
Why are there so many shortURL services?
Decisions, decisions, decisions
Re-pinging @hodgman: If you ever require a picture of resentful apathy, check out any background munchkin in the Wizard of Oz.
Since when does 4 equal 225?
Sweet Caroline @ The Cellar
Back home from Warsaw…anyone around tonight?
“There are plenty of sewers yet to dig”
Michael Kosene. He’s so hot right now. Michael Kosene. http://snipurl.com/92yre
Fucking ice storm has me stranded
Karl Pilkington has a head like a fucking orange
Late night watching Sweeny Todd after great night out.
Hi
Listening. Really trying to care.
Let’s play name that song…here’s the lyrical clue: “And did you ever see me/me absolutely/me but all you but still me”
Fuck you common sense, who the hell made you God.
Drunk people like yelling the word “duck”…no iPhone, Fuck
I twisted my ankle jumping off your mom last night. No seriously, it hurt.
I hope Jobs announces his departure from Apple soon. I want to buy more stock, but not till 20 billion is written off the price.
Where is the new shit?
In the event of massive flooding as a result of global warming, head for Quito.
This position is not open to applicants
Top Three of 2008 (so far): #1 Wall-E #2 Slumdog Millionaire #3 The Dark Knight (more to come)
Huge fire in Zionsville
Watching Hugh Laurie on SNL…very funny so far
Circle beats the square http://snipurl.com/814px
SPORADIC PRIDE IN ONE’S SELF WORTH!!!!!
I am a fucking genius
Shooting all day at the Sheraton all day…then dindin with the Clendennings
http://tinyurl.com/5jh9tw I didn’t think it could be improved. Really.
I’ll make you maybe next time around
Who else is stoked about ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ ?
I’m the train they call the city of New Orleans
I miss Mr. Show
Off to watch a movie downtown with friends…I hate being old
Reping@stephenfry: http://twitpic.com/qzpy - Incidentally, further to the subject of priests. Looks a if this church window needs replacing.
“Slip into something a little more comforable? Bitch, what could be more comfortable than what you got on?”
I missed the snow
The congressman has an expression “You can teach them to type, but you can’t teach ‘em to grow tits”
“What’s the square root of your asshole boy?” Broad Ripple amuses me